ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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(Source: guy)

clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

cakejam:

”explain your answer”

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